{"product_id":"who-left-the-bag-of-idiots-open-tee-21608780","title":"Who Left The Bag Of Idiots Open Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSure. Here is a new SEO-optimized product description for the women's statement t-shirt \u003cstrong\u003e\"Who Left The Bag Of Idiots Open\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, written with Google's latest core updates in mind:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBold, Sarcastic, and Unapologetically Honest\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMake your thoughts known without saying a word in this eye-catching women’s statement t-shirt. Featuring the phrase \u003cem\u003e\"Who Left The Bag Of Idiots Open\"\u003c\/em\u003e, this design delivers a sharp dose of sarcasm with a side of humor—perfect for those who’ve mastered the art of the eye-roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from premium-quality cotton, this shirt offers a flattering fit and all-day softness that keeps you comfortable while letting your personality shine. Whether you’re out running errands, grabbing coffee, or simply surviving the day, it’s a stylish way to say what many are thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for women who enjoy edgy wit and aren’t afraid to speak their mind through fashion, this tee makes a great gift or a smart addition to your casual wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Sentinel Threads","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Mauve","offer_id":53892415357235,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-s-mauve","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Mauve","offer_id":53892415390003,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-m-mauve","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Mauve","offer_id":53892415422771,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-l-mauve","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Mauve","offer_id":53892415455539,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-xl-mauve","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Mauve","offer_id":53892415488307,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-2xl-mauve","price":38.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Mauve","offer_id":53892415521075,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-3xl-mauve","price":38.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Prism Peach","offer_id":53892415553843,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-s-heather-prism-peach","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Prism Peach","offer_id":53892415586611,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-m-heather-prism-peach","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Prism Peach","offer_id":53892415619379,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-l-heather-prism-peach","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Prism Peach","offer_id":53892415652147,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-xl-heather-prism-peach","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Prism Peach","offer_id":53892415684915,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-2xl-heather-prism-peach","price":38.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heather Prism Peach","offer_id":53892415717683,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-3xl-heather-prism-peach","price":38.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":53892415750451,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-s-athletic-heather","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":53892415783219,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-m-athletic-heather","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":53892415815987,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-l-athletic-heather","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":53892415848755,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-xl-athletic-heather","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":53892415881523,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-2xl-athletic-heather","price":38.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":53892415914291,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-3xl-athletic-heather","price":38.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53892415947059,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-s-white","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53892415979827,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-m-white","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53892416012595,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-l-white","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53892416045363,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-xl-white","price":35.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53892416078131,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-2xl-white","price":38.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53892416110899,"sku":"BMZMBF1Q93-3xl-white","price":38.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/0690\/4627\/files\/iu_1754299200_4.png?v=1787589279","url":"https:\/\/funitz.com\/products\/who-left-the-bag-of-idiots-open-tee-21608780","provider":"funitz","version":"1.0","type":"link"}