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If I Give You A Straw Will You Go S-ck The Fun Tee

If I Give You A Straw Will You Go S-ck The Fun Tee

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Color: Black Heather
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To preserve the beauty of your dress, we recommend gentle hand washing or dry cleaning. Do not bleach. Hang or lay flat to dry. Steam or iron on low heat if needed.

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For the Sassiest Mood in the Room

Let your sarcasm do the talking with this bold statement tee that says what others won’t. Featuring the witty line "If I Give You A Straw Will You Go S-ck The Fun", this shirt is made for those days when patience is thin and your sense of humor is sharper than ever. Crafted from breathable, soft cotton with a relaxed fit, it’s perfect for casual wear, weekend errands, or just letting the world know you’re not in the mood for nonsense. A must-have for those with quick comebacks and zero tolerance for buzzkills.


Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
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    Emily R.
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    Perfect for a summer wedding
    I wore this to my cousin's wedding and felt amazing all day. The fit was exactly as expected, and I received so many compliments. I ordered my usual size S.
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    Olivia H.
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    Beautiful dress
    Really happy with this purchase. I only wish I had steamed it before trying it on because it arrived with a few wrinkles from shipping.
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    Sarah T.
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    So flattering
    I have a hard time finding dresses that fit my waist properly, but this one was perfect. Very comfortable to wear for several hours.
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    Chloe W.
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    Worth every dollar
    The quality surprised me. The material has a nice weight and doesn't feel see-through at all. I'll definitely order another style.
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    Amanda K.
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    Engagement photo approved
    Bought this for our engagement photos and couldn't be happier. It looked beautiful in natural light and fit perfectly.
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    Nicole B.
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    Runs slightly roomy
    I was between sizes and ordered the larger one. It still looked great, but I probably could have gone with my usual size.
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    Hannah C.
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    Comfortable all evening
    Wore this to a formal dinner and didn't have to adjust it once. It stayed comfortable from start to finish.
  • M
    Megan L.
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    Love the quality
    Beautiful stitching and a really elegant design. It feels much more expensive than it actually is.
  • R
    Rachel S.
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    True to size
    I followed the size chart and ordered a Medium. It fit exactly the way I wanted.
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    Ashley D.
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    Received so many compliments
    Everyone kept asking where I bought this dress. It's simple, elegant, and easy to accessorize.
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    Lauren P.
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    Vacation favorite
    Packed this for my trip to Italy and wore it twice. It's lightweight, comfortable, and photographs beautifully.
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    Brittany G.
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    Lovely dress
    The zipper was a little stiff the first time, but after wearing it once everything worked perfectly. Overall, I'm very happy.
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    Kayla N.
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    Helpful customer service
    I wasn't sure which size to buy, so I contacted support first. They recommended a Small, and it fit perfectly.